present for my slug sister
My brother got me a birthday present!
You mean he takes his girlfriend into his filthy sex dungeon with his Percocets to have sex!?
I completed it
One time I took three marijuanas and my head exploded. And here I am today!
—Cambot (via slurpenstein)
Dan: Well, it’s better than the other end.
Brdy: It looks like your thigh tattoo is melting off.
Jason: Well lately it’s been a high traffic area.
Here, sort-of by request, and only because the queue is turned up and this will be off the front page soon, is a picture of me at my most Gangnam Style.
Oh, also, 900 followers this weekend (tumblr big time), so thanks, everyone, and this will be the only picture of me, I promise.
My brother is such a handsome devil.