Shit My Brothers Say

I have 3 brothers, 2 of which I live with.
We all work for the family business SQC Solutions.
They are unintentionally the funniest people I know.
This is the shit that they say.
slurpenstein:

present for my slug sister

My brother got me a birthday present!

slurpenstein:

present for my slug sister

My brother got me a birthday present!

WB when he was younger. 

WB when he was younger. 

You mean he takes his girlfriend into his filthy sex dungeon with his Percocets to have sex!? 

One time I took three marijuanas and my head exploded. And here I am today!

—Cambot (via slurpenstein)

Happy Birthday Honey Brdy! Love you. 

Jason is in town.

Brdy: It looks like your thigh tattoo is melting off.

Jason: Well lately it’s been a high traffic area. 

depressionparty:

Here, sort-of by request, and only because the queue is turned up and this will be off the front page soon, is a picture of me at my most Gangnam Style.

Oh, also, 900 followers this weekend (tumblr big time), so thanks, everyone, and this will be the only picture of me, I promise.

My brother is such a handsome devil. 

depressionparty:

Here, sort-of by request, and only because the queue is turned up and this will be off the front page soon, is a picture of me at my most Gangnam Style.



Oh, also, 900 followers this weekend (tumblr big time), so thanks, everyone, and this will be the only picture of me, I promise.

My brother is such a handsome devil.